Drop me a question, all is welcome(;
— Andrea Gibson (via mylittlebookofquotes)”
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
What to do when the guy you lost your vCard to doesn’t want to do it again because he doesn’t wanna be a dick and hurt you since he’s moving away in just over a week.